grifshot:

“I have yet to see you successfully open a lock in the field.”

(via smallfreelancer)

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

(via 0shinyeevee0)

mallius:

[WARRIORS - IMAGINE DRAGONS plays aggressively in the background]

mallius:

[WARRIORS - IMAGINE DRAGONS plays aggressively in the background]

(via nicedynmite)

onceuponatown:

Skeleton of horse, running. By Eadweard Muybridge. San Francisco c.1881.

(via absurdpferd)

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via thesunmaid)

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(Source: girlmentality, via mothmaan)

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

(via holnnes)

theprospitprincess:

karmaowesmesomeexcuses:

finding someone u know in ur same unpopular fandom 

When your friend realizes they’re gay.

(Source: squirrelization, via 0shinyeevee0)

kyogre-alpha:

All Confirmed Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire Mega Pokemon (October-2014)

(via mugiwara-pirate)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY