sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

image

(via oozma-kappas)

lillianlemoning:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking idiots.

I fucking love computer science

lillianlemoning:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking idiots.

I fucking love computer science

(via whitetail-music)

lemongrabbage:

nose kisses? definitely nose kisses

(Source: mothmaan, via shiemihime)

captain-kimball:

iampietromaximoff:

Rooster Teeth AU where everything is the same except all the employees are replaced with Gus wearing various wigs

And gus isnt gus, he’s cardboard cutout gus

(via fuckyeahroosterteethproductions)

Jack: Where am I going??
Geoff: Where are you going, Jack?
Jack: I'm in a subway, apparently.
Ray: -faintly in the background- Eat fresh.

From a lesson:

Eric Smiley: What day is it?
Student: Uhh Tuesday?
Eric Smiley: What day is it?
Student: ...The 24th?
Eric Smiley: What day is it?
Student: ...
Eric Smiley: See I keep asking you the same question, and you gave me the right answer, but I didn't accept it as such. So you changed your answer, and you got frustrated and confused. When you don't thank your horse for giving you the right answer, he does the same.

sawyertrolls:

I made a warrior cat AMV with the help of some friends

(via peckonthecheek)

cobiache:

willowshine mothwing and jayfeatherstill artblocked

cobiache:

willowshine mothwing and jayfeather
still artblocked

(via peckonthecheek)

yellowfur:

bonus from my livestream - delphox !
burn the witch !

yellowfur:

bonus from my livestream - delphox !

burn the witch !

(via katherinemcbriide)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY